10 Commandments of Curry Friday

  1. Thou shalt eat curry on the fifth day.
  2. If thouest partake of the Bhaji of Onion, thou shalt pay for one at least once a month.
  3. Thou shalt remember thy order and pay attention when thy order arrives.
  4. Thou shalt pour water for thy fellow curry companions.
  5. If thouest spill curry on thyself, thou hast been blessed and must not change thy clothing for the rest of the day.
  6. Thou shalt try new things, like the salt lassi.
  7. Thou shalt not be taken seriously until thy has consumed an extra-extra-hot curry.
  8. If thou arrives first, thou hast a responsibility to make sure there are enough tables end on end for thy brethren.
  9. Thou shalt memorize the menu.