10 Commandments of Curry Friday
- Thou shalt eat curry on the fifth day.
- If thouest partake of the Bhaji of Onion, thou shalt pay for one at least once a month.
- Thou shalt remember thy order and pay attention when thy order arrives.
- Thou shalt pour water for thy fellow curry companions.
- If thouest spill curry on thyself, thou hast been blessed and must not change thy clothing for the rest of the day.
- Thou shalt try new things, like the salt lassi.
- Thou shalt not be taken seriously until thy has consumed an extra-extra-hot curry.
- If thou arrives first, thou hast a responsibility to make sure there are enough tables end on end for thy brethren.
- Thou shalt memorize the menu.